Team Illuminati Frontman {∆}loysius has apparently been kidnapped by a group of rogue musicians who simply refer to themselves as “The Telecommunicators”. There is a very short window of opportunity to save this brave patriot. We at Team Illuminati have just discovered through advanced tarot card techniques that The Telecommunicators will be showcasing their hostage at The Foobar in East Nashville tonight.
Here is a link to the Facebook Intelligence Briefing:
http://www.facebook.com/#!/event.php?eid=104610552902774&ref=nf
Remember, this might be our only chance to recover {∆}loysius from this techno-cult. Help us save him!!!
