classified document J-4659 subject matter:
St. Patrick’s Day Agenda
Dear Team Illuminati Agents,
Please visit the following link to the Facebook Intelligence Briefing on the next Team Illuminati Event:
http://www.facebook.com/#!/event.php?eid=339643264559
It appears that Team Illuminati is working with Sara Jane, Jess Langer, The Telecommunicators, Lonny Divine, Rae Hering, and Tyler Lowe and the Alchemists to throw some kind of wild “Girls Get In Free and Drink For Free” event. We need as many Team Illuminati Agents monitoring the situation and drinking for free as possible.
Thank you,
Team Illuminati
