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	<description>progressive pop / rock for the apocalypse</description>
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		<title>Team Illuminati Bass Player Conspires to Record E.P.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Aug 2011 00:01:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Team Illuminati&#8217;s own bass player, Lieutenant Freedmania, AKA Jessie F, has recently conspired with Supreme Commander Aloysius and Team Illuminati Guitarist Bobby Holland to record an EP of dark, sexy electropop tunes. It is your solemn and sacred duty to immediately check this shit out. Click on the image for more information and to get [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New Digital Store</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 May 2011 16:29:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Loyal and Illustrious Illuminates: We have a new online store. It kicks ass. It can go anywhere you want to put it. Do your Duty and share this thing! Tweet]]></description>
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		<title>HUGE Telecommunicators show this Friday</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Feb 2011 17:34:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[As many of you are aware, 3/4 of the members of Team Illuminati are in another band, The Telecommunicators. We will be playing a huge show on Friday, complete with stand up comedy, a wedding cake, painted people wandering around, a limo, and 2 other bands. Click on the image here for the Facebook Event [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Get your Laminated ID Card Today</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Nov 2010 18:27:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Now, for only $7.77, you can become a card-carrying member of Team Illuminati! Special Agent MembershipJoin Team Illuminati and receive a laminated ID card in the mail. Click on "Add to cart" and after checkout, fill out the form at http://teamilluminati.com/join-team-illuminati. This link will also be emailed to you after checkout.Price: $7.77 Join the ranks [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Download Now: American Dream</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Nov 2010 18:04:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Team Illuminati Debut Album American Dream SAVE MONEY BY BUYING IT HERE INSTEAD OF ITUNES Listen to the songs for free at http://teamilluminati.com/digital-store $7.77 Tweet]]></description>
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		<title>The 13 Steps of Team Illuminati</title>
		<link>http://teamilluminati.com/the-13-steps-of-team-illuminati/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Oct 2010 04:33:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Inspired by StumbleUpon and A∴A∴, bad music is a kind of addiction, and Team Illuminati offers a kind of recovery. If you think you may have a more serious addiction, worse than bad music, CLICK HERE. If you have demons that need feeding, CLICK HERE. The 13 Steps of Team Illuminati: 1. Admit that you have a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>From the Archives: Team Illuminati Stageplot™</title>
		<link>http://teamilluminati.com/from-the-archives-team-illuminati-stageplot/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Oct 2010 21:41:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ATTENTION BOOKING AGENTS, CLUB OWNERS, UNDEAD MUSIC INDUSTRY PEOPLE, LADY GAGA, DREW AT THE MERCY LOUNGE, BONNAROO ORGANIZERS, AND ZBIGNIEW BRZEZINSKI: This is our stage plot™. Thank you. Tweet]]></description>
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		<title>Team Illuminati Refuses to Submit to Heineken</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Oct 2010 16:45:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[We have just been asked to &#8220;Submit&#8221; to Heineken. In order to better serve our purpose, we have decided not to &#8220;Submit&#8221; to Heineken. Please consider that if you want Team Illuminati to &#8220;Submit&#8221; to anything, YOU WILL BE DISAPPOINT! On the other hand, we find it highly amusing and strategically brilliant that Heineken has [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Space Attack Readiness</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 30 Sep 2010 19:17:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Architect</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The recording of the rock opera Space Attack is moving along at a steady pace, and now for disinformational purposes we have been advised to provide this handy chart of our progress: {∆} Tweet]]></description>
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		<title>Space Attack UPDATE</title>
		<link>http://teamilluminati.com/space-attack-update-2/</link>
		<comments>http://teamilluminati.com/space-attack-update-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Sep 2010 20:23:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Architect</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Space Attack]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[MUSIC/LYRICS: 100% DRUMS: 100% BASS: 100% GUITAR: 90% KEYBOARDS: 90% PIANO: 75% VOCALS: 10% NARRATION BETWEEN SONGS: 100% NARRATOR VOCALS: 0% MUSIC UNDER NARRATION: 40% MIXES: 0% MASTERED TRACKS: 0% ARTWORK: 25% VIDEO EDITING OF OVER 100 GIGS OF BEHIND THE SCENES FOOTAGE: 0% This is a huge undertaking, not quite as large as our [...]]]></description>
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