Team Illuminati’s own bass player, Lieutenant Freedmania, AKA Jessie F, has recently conspired with Supreme Commander Aloysius and Team Illuminati Guitarist Bobby Holland to record an EP of dark, sexy electropop tunes.

It is your solemn and sacred duty to immediately check this shit out. Click on the image for more information and to get involved.

 

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New Digital Store

by Architect on May 13, 2011

Loyal and Illustrious Illuminates:

We have a new online store. It kicks ass. It can go anywhere you want to put it. Do your Duty and share this thing!

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HUGE Telecommunicators show this Friday

by Architect on February 28, 2011

As many of you are aware, 3/4 of the members of Team Illuminati are in another band, The Telecommunicators. We will be playing a huge show on Friday, complete with stand up comedy, a wedding cake, painted people wandering around, a limo, and 2 other bands. Click on the image here for the Facebook Event Page.

In the last few months, Team Illuminati members Bobby Holland (Guitar/Production) and Ernest Chapman (Vocals/Keys/Guitar) have been in the studio, putting the finishing touches on the much anticipated new rock-opera, SPACE ATTACK!

We will have some announcements for you shortly. Anyone who has helped us in the past with sharing the music, or who has pre-ordered Space Attack at one of our shows, will hear from us first. It has taken a LONG time to finish this, and we’re in the home stretch. It will be worth the wait.

Over and out,

{∆}

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Get your Laminated ID Card Today

November 20, 2010

Now, for only $7.77, you can become a card-carrying member of Team Illuminati! Special Agent MembershipJoin Team Illuminati and receive a laminated ID card in the mail. Click on “Add to cart” and after checkout, fill out the form at http://teamilluminati.com/join-team-illuminati. This link will also be emailed to you after checkout.Price: $7.77 Join the ranks [...]

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Download Now: American Dream

November 15, 2010

Team Illuminati Debut Album American Dream SAVE MONEY BY BUYING IT HERE INSTEAD OF ITUNES Listen to the songs for free at http://teamilluminati.com/digital-store $7.77 Tweet

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The 13 Steps of Team Illuminati

October 20, 2010

Inspired by StumbleUpon and A∴A∴, bad music is a kind of addiction, and Team Illuminati offers a kind of recovery. If you think you may have a more serious addiction, worse than bad music, CLICK HERE. If you have demons that need feeding, CLICK HERE. The 13 Steps of Team Illuminati: 1. Admit that you have a [...]

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From the Archives: Team Illuminati Stageplot™

October 12, 2010

ATTENTION BOOKING AGENTS, CLUB OWNERS, UNDEAD MUSIC INDUSTRY PEOPLE, LADY GAGA, DREW AT THE MERCY LOUNGE, BONNAROO ORGANIZERS, AND ZBIGNIEW BRZEZINSKI: This is our stage plot™. Thank you. Tweet

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Team Illuminati Refuses to Submit to Heineken

October 8, 2010

We have just been asked to “Submit” to Heineken. In order to better serve our purpose, we have decided not to “Submit” to Heineken. Please consider that if you want Team Illuminati to “Submit” to anything, YOU WILL BE DISAPPOINT! On the other hand, we find it highly amusing and strategically brilliant that Heineken has [...]

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Space Attack Readiness

September 30, 2010

The recording of the rock opera Space Attack is moving along at a steady pace, and now for disinformational purposes we have been advised to provide this handy chart of our progress: {∆} Tweet

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Space Attack UPDATE

September 27, 2010
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MUSIC/LYRICS: 100% DRUMS: 100% BASS: 100% GUITAR: 90% KEYBOARDS: 90% PIANO: 75% VOCALS: 10% NARRATION BETWEEN SONGS: 100% NARRATOR VOCALS: 0% MUSIC UNDER NARRATION: 40% MIXES: 0% MASTERED TRACKS: 0% ARTWORK: 25% VIDEO EDITING OF OVER 100 GIGS OF BEHIND THE SCENES FOOTAGE: 0% This is a huge undertaking, not quite as large as our [...]

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